Where the Insane find Asylum



A funny little fellow 

El Chupacabra 

some say he's macabre 

I see a candelabra 


playing word shell games

showing sides we've never seen

like Beauty and the Beast

Frights become a figurine 


drawing fear in caricature

how lovely that would be

paint by number devils 

shrunk dimensionality 


Proposing a toast, I raise 

a glass of Frivoli-Tea

in champagne bubble fizz

our horrors float out to sea


Shall I begin with mine?

imagine a demon dance

now pull the puppet strings

and watch them lose their pants


that's how we do it, folks 

in the nightmare parade

just keep on lampooning 

till your terror starts to fade. 


Now it's your turn to pick

your phobia to minimize

color him panto and watch 

him dissolve before your eyes


Blessings from the Hoo Hoo Hotel where all us insane find asylum. 






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