A funny little fellow
El Chupacabra
some say he's macabre
I see a candelabra
playing word shell games
showing sides we've never seen
like Beauty and the Beast
Frights become a figurine
drawing fear in caricature
how lovely that would be
paint by number devils
shrunk dimensionality
Proposing a toast, I raise
a glass of Frivoli-Tea
in champagne bubble fizz
our horrors float out to sea
Shall I begin with mine?
imagine a demon dance
now pull the puppet strings
and watch them lose their pants
that's how we do it, folks
in the nightmare parade
just keep on lampooning
till your terror starts to fade.
Now it's your turn to pick
your phobia to minimize
color him panto and watch
him dissolve before your eyes
Blessings from the Hoo Hoo Hotel where all us insane find asylum.

